i am living with a group of girls that hate me.  they are so snotty and awful and i just try to avoid confrontation and go to school for veterinary medicine then come home and go to my room.  these girls are ruthless.  getting by them without some sort of insults or pranks is nearly […]

i was searching through the garage for something.  i raised the door and in the driveway was a strange collection of bird hybrids.  i tried to encourage one toward my hand.  it was a pelican-turkey-platypus. and it was so small!  it could have sat in my hand if i had been patient, but i had […]