ann is showing me the wedding invitations. she wants to make sure they are alright. they are so very ugly. pads of thin yellow and pink ruled paper, like those that came in cheap 80’s notebook sets, cut into cutesie shapes that unfold like paper dolls. the paper is so thin the ink from the […]
i gave brett a present. it was a game he had been wanting. but when he opened it and pulled out the controller and the floppy disc, i stopped him and realized my mistake. i had gotten him an xbox game. he needed playstation. how could i be so stupid? i took it from him […]
dreamed of buying a double wide trailer home. it was next to an amusement park. we were supposed to fix it up for a celebrity wedding. they wanted paper boxes that could hold fish and i was thinking of creative ways to shellac them and make them waterproof. but mostly i was admiring the curves […]
adult dogs in need of adoption dressed up in dresses and bonnets, dancing like the Rockettes at a wedding.
had a dream that mo was organizing our wedding reception. but she had very different ideas about what that should look like. she turned it into a rave and had me pasting posters around south philly for her. the only mention of our union on this color saturated sheet of paper was in thin white font “with […]
Dreamed of Leah meditating in the tree pose in the middle of the night while a rattlesnake slithered around her toes for over 20 minutes. Only when it attacked a nearby bird (which was some kind of bat/flying squirrel hybrid) and was occupied did she admit to knowing it was there and jumped out of […]
dreamed of cats. and my wedding. and mexico. and bus rides. and the gift of an incense burner shaped like a cigarette holder. it was beautiful. i was selling the statue of liberty’s hand. and a stolen collection of hitler photos. and trying to convince someone to rent a 4ft indoor tree in an office […]