i am a man who has recently discovered the ability to hop across time.  i’ve only done it once, but surely that must be what happened.  i’m in the future.  in some sort of warehouse.  i’m talking to a man i came upon as i was getting my bearings.  he is friendly and upbeat at […]

i am applying for a job at NU. i write to the hiring manager to tell her that I know there is a rumor about something I did but that, if given the time, I can explain how it was better for the organization that I did it.  This pisses off the President who happens […]