i am a man who has recently discovered the ability to hop across time. i’ve only done it once, but surely that must be what happened. i’m in the future. in some sort of warehouse. i’m talking to a man i came upon as i was getting my bearings. he is friendly and upbeat at […]
i made it through to the finals of American Ninja Warrior fairly easily. there were five of us competing, 3 women and 2 men. i suspected that this round was made intentionally easy so that a few chicks would make it through for ratings, but it turned out that i was the only one of […]
i dreamed…. it involved jaimie. and a tribe. and a shed. and i don’t remember the rest. there were kids and smoking and stairs. maybe a phone call. idk.