sitting on a couch at a low-key party. facing a tv with a staircase to our right. the woman next to me explains that she and her husband had another person in their relationship for a while but it didn’t work out. her husband nods and says that he was fine with having another person […]
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the two boys are adolescent versions of themselves. they are on the couch on the ground floor being lazy slobs. they ask me if i know the Blue Man. What? I ask them. They say, yeah, we saw a blue man fly through here earlier. he was super fast. and as they’re describing it i […]
sitting on a long couch with several others. a man enters the room with a gift bag and sits down at the opposite end. he pulls out the gift inside and asks us for our opinion. it’s a collection of three perfumes with nature names, sea mist and such. he says he got them for […]
a baby and its mother sitting on my couch. the baby has a full set of adult teeth and tries to bite everything. i carefully reach to pull up the teething ring tethered to its shirt and put it in its mouth. to relieve the awkwardness i look at dylan who is standing in front […]
i made it through to the finals of American Ninja Warrior fairly easily. there were five of us competing, 3 women and 2 men. i suspected that this round was made intentionally easy so that a few chicks would make it through for ratings, but it turned out that i was the only one of […]
sitting with friends on a couch. we’re arguing about healthcare. someone needs birth control and we’re trying to explain that they can get a gyne exam at a catholic hospital but they won’t write a script for the pill. it’s different where she’s from so she doesn’t understand. me and the boys shrug. we decide […]
cleaning up a second floor common area in our dorm/school. it’s a huge open space with white couches lining the walls. a guy is there and he’s nervous because it’s his first day working for us. he’s running the before and after school program for local kids. he asks me how many kids he should […]
i am at work. my boss is asking me to change a meeting location to something like an arena. for 30 people. it’s ridiculous. i’m not doing AV for them at a freaking arena. and i already have so much work to do. i am sick of this fan blowing in my face! i turn […]
sitting on a couch upstairs, we’re all getting ready for our classes. i am told “i put nick in your class,” and i am about to protest but mo beats me to it. “no. you can’t do that. put him with me.” the magician is confused but i am so panicked and mo is so […]
i was a 15 year old boy who fucked selena gomez in the ass last night. i hesitated at first, but she really wanted it and she moaned so loud i knew she wanted my friends to hear. then i, as myself, gave the boy, who was me, an uplifting talk about how 90% of […]
