some kind of fair or block party.  there is a xeroxed giant bee floating in the sky and a sign saying to watch for the doofus dad.  people bring lawn chairs to watch.  sure enough, as a crowd runs away toward the parking lot, a man in a fishing hat carrying chairs and a cooler […]

i am in a combination of my first house and my grandparents’ house. Jan is at the sink, pouring bleach or gasoline over the counters.  we can’t afford the payments on the house and so we’re burning it down.  i think this is a terrible idea but no one is interested in my opinion.  Jan […]