Rod and Todd Flanders from The Simpsons have a plan.  they go up to the farmer on his tractor (a normal guy in a natural landscape, not a cartoon like them) and they ask him to help them with their taxes.  they claim it’s just too difficult for them.  the farmer looks at the binder […]

my little sister is in a hallway.  she’s showing me her fishing rod.  it has a glowing lure on the line and her shirt glows also.  it says something in glowing words but now i can’t remember what.  i tell her it’s stupid, that she messes up everything and isn’t that special.  she’s really hurt […]