i made it through to the finals of American Ninja Warrior fairly easily. there were five of us competing, 3 women and 2 men. i suspected that this round was made intentionally easy so that a few chicks would make it through for ratings, but it turned out that i was the only one of […]
driving to a state park with Quinn. we’re going along the backroads around our hometown. it starts to look like we are going to the trailer park where i lived in high school but there aren’t trailers there now, it’s mansions. he tells me that an old friend gave him two of the narnia books […]
It was snowing numbers in my dream last night. On a road somewhere Oregonish. We stopped when I saw them. 5s and 2s swirling like ash, melting against the windshield. 3s and 1s were hard to catch. I tried to show my dad by pausing a car commercial that was filmed the same day, but […]
i am applying for a job at NU. i write to the hiring manager to tell her that I know there is a rumor about something I did but that, if given the time, I can explain how it was better for the organization that I did it. This pisses off the President who happens […]
dreamt that i went to outer space, tested planet surfaces by running in place on their sands and seeing how much moved, watched a movie from a metal space station balcony, and came back pregnant just like my friend. we had one twin each and informed the father when they were five years old.