i watched a porno starring michael jordan and sigourney weaver (as dana from ghostbusters). they are in a white room wearing white.  she tells him that she can’t do this.  she’s rigid. she’s cold. she has no feelings.  she’s a block of ice and has no reaction to others.  she picks up a table top […]

my little sister tells me she will share the staff with me.  i’m so freaking excited! it means i don’t have to fight her for it.  it’s obvious to everyone that it has always been mine.  i open the school locker and pull it out.  it’s almost as tall as i am, standing there in […]