they sucked me in by letting me drum like a hippie and telling me my talent was needed for ceremonies. but i soon caught on that girls were being murdered and threw my hippo costume over the wall right before sunrise and ran like a mofo before they could marry me off. i was a […]
dreamt that after our bus driver drove us through 2 rollercoasters, we had to choose a bag of water and hope for two salamanders. I only got one salamander in my bag. it was huge. i put it in the mud pit with susanne’s but mine jumped out and started biting. so we went to […]
dreamt that i went to outer space, tested planet surfaces by running in place on their sands and seeing how much moved, watched a movie from a metal space station balcony, and came back pregnant just like my friend. we had one twin each and informed the father when they were five years old.
we’re getting out of class and we’re all pretty excited to be back together again. on the bus we’re reminiscing. we’re trying to remember what a few kids would sing on the way home and kristy belts out an “ooh oh wee ee ohh oooh” and we remember. yes! that’s right, she’s got it! we […]
i was being chased by a vague gray-clad person. his whole body was covered in gray – like a lycra suit or something. and i knew i couldn’t outrun him so when i came by a pole, i climbed up it. it was a tree. but it only had two tiny branches. i went to […]
preparing for surgery, it is my job to verify the phone numbers of patients and circle the numbers on the charts and give them to the surgeon. today, there are four surgeries at once. two of them are patients i am responsible for. flipping through their charts, there is a photo of each patient. the […]
we are watching tv at my mom’s. we love to do this because she not only has cable, but she has a huge tv. an infomercial comes on while the boy is on the phone with the presenter. they seem to have come to some sort of agreement and the host is one of those […]